*MOVIE TRAILER VOICE*
“In a world filled with mundane apparel and collectibles, overrun by beings who believe wearing billboards of brand names on their chest is “cool”, where geeks don’t have a proper place to shop… comes one store, willing to risk margins and offend customers with no sense of humor, for one reason and one reason only, to be UNIQUE!”
HOW GOOGLE DEFINES US
1. an unfashionable or socially inept person.
2. a carnival performer who performs wild or disgusting acts.
1. engage in or discuss computer-related tasks obsessively or with great attention to technical detail.
“we all geeked out for a bit and exchanged ICQ/MSN/AOL/website information”
^^^ WTF Seriously google, you’re gonna do us like that?! After all we’ve been through??!!ヽ(ಠ_ಠ)ノ
WE’RE A BUNCH OF GEEKS
Unique Geek Shop was founded in 2013 by a group of geeks in their mid 20s who had recently lost their virginity. We started making shirts as a joke… But after a few of our designs went viral, we knew we had something special here. So after brainstorming over 8 redbulls and 12 rounds of Halo, we put together a genius 3 part marketing plan…
From then on, we decided to focus our energy into producing great designs and handpicking the coolest collectibles from all around the world and offer them on our website. We’re always adding new products and working hard (that’s a lie) to find new merchandise that our fans will truly appreciate. Join us, don’t take yourselves too seriously, and have a good time.
WE LOVE FEEDBACK
We have a lot of fun finding new products and are always open to hearing feedback from the community. Many times we’ve created designs and produced products based on what our fans asked for. We aim to please and so we’re always looking for feedback.
The best way to contact us is via email at: firstname.lastname@example.org or Contact Us Here using our contact form where our hot asian support reps are eagerly waiting to reply to your whiny comments.
You can also leave us a funny voicemail at: +1 (877) 471-4311
*Seriously, this voicemail is just for funny stuff, feedback or to tell us to f*** off… we don’t use it for customer service. Use the email if you need help. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯